Is irgend­wie schon nen schö­nes Stöck­chen (der Titel die­ses Bei­trags)… Wa!? 🙂 – Und das wer­fe ich jetzt dem Chris­toph und dem tumor zu…

Pick the month you were born in…
JAN – I cudd­led with
FEB – I killed
MAR – I ran shirt­less with
APR – I raped
MAY – I killed
JUN – I banged
JUL – I needed
AUG – I ran naked with
SEPT – I stabbed
OCT – I ate out
NOV – I slept with
DEC – I smo­ked with

Pick the day (num­ber) you were born on…
01 – the kool-aid man
02 – a horse
03 – a pornstar
04 – a toothbrush
05 – San­ta Claus
06 – a bag of weed
07 – a prostitute
08 – a jew
09 – a ninja
10 – a homo
11 – Paris Hilton
12 – the tro­jan man
13 – a whore
14 – a cat
15 – a pickle
16 – a glass of milk
17 – a bisexual
18 – YOUR MOM
19 – an orange
20 – a crackhead
21 – a bowl of cereal
22 – an eas­ter egg
23 – my ex
24 – a condom
25 – a jar of honey
26 – a lesbian
27 – a home­l­ess guy
28 – a french fry
29 – your dealer
30 – a stripper
31 – your grandma

Pick the colour of the top you’­re wea­ring now..
White – becau­se that’s how I roll
Black – becau­se I’m sexy as hell
Pink – becau­se the lil peo­p­le told me to
Red – becau­se I have AMAZING boobs
Blue – becau­se I’m a pimp and you’­re jealous
Pol­ka Dots – becau­se I hate my life
Pur­ple – becau­se I’m gay
Gray – becau­se I love marijuana
Other – becau­se I have dou­ble D’s
Green – becau­se I’m beautiful
Oran­ge – becau­se I smo­ke crack
Tur­qoi­se – becau­se I have a nood­le in my nose
Brown – becau­se I had to
Shirt­less – becau­se I’ve got abs

[Ori­gi­nal bei leaveittohim.livejournal.com]

Update:
Da das Prin­zip wohl an eini­gen Blog­gern doch vor­bei­ge­lau­fen ist, hier noch­ein­mal einen klei­nen Erklä­rungs­ver­such… 😉