Wer sich für etwas fiter als den Rest der Welt hält, was die Arbeit unter/mit dem Linux-Betriebssystem angeht, der möge sich bitte bei WEB.DE auf die Stelle mit der Chiffre-Nummer 5297–00 bewerben – die scheinen gaaanz dringend jemanden zu suchen… 😉
Falls die Stelle in Zukunft schon vergeben sein sollte und nicht mehr über den obigen Link erreichbar ist, hier mal der Text:
“Duties:
- Linux
- Is there more?
Minimum Requirements:
- You get up and lie down with Userfriendly.Org
- You refuse to touch anything other than Linux
- You know where you want to go tomorrow
- You send Linus Torvalds ten e‑mails per day and always get a response, and never yelled at
- You name at least five male and female Startrek characters within 30 seconds
- You have setup three quake servers in your company network without the sysadmin noticing
- Kernels never make you panic
- Emacs is for experts. Joe is for beginners. VI is a disease
- You can’t figure out what those frames around your console windows should be for
- The mouse is there to rest your hand upon when you’re not typing
- You cloned yourself for redundancy purposes
- You chrooted your clone since you do not trust him
Optimum Requirements:
- You are Linus Torvalds or
- You think you are the real Linus and Torvalds is a fake or
- You used to be Linus Torvalds but it was rather boring
- You virtualized yourself and want to rent a room on one of our servers
- You can assume at least three different foreign accents for customer care”
Hint from A.
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